Tuesday, August 24, 2010

The Hero of Money

I think the IRS should look up who paid the most taxes in 2010, and give them a medal in a big ceremony. We'll call this person the "Hero of Money," since they made the most and were taxed the most, and give them a gold-leaf plated dollar sign, with moon rocks and all the other crazy things the government can gather. We'll publish their name in the paper, with much innuendo about their skill at making money. (Maybe illegal profits in greater quantities exist elsewhere, but this person was honest enough to obey proper procedure and pay taxes.)
Hopefully, this will make everyone else jealous and work harder next year. People will still whine about taxes, though, even if they do strive to be the person who earns the medal for 2011.

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