The abstracted engineer reports that Scientists grow meat in a laboratory. Big news.
He jokes that "gooey pork with no texture" already exists in the form of hormel's famous potted meat product, but this is different. Spam is made of ground and reconstituted ham, this new meat was never a pig at any point, and thus more acceptable to vegetarian and vegan interests. It may also be more efficient, potentially, or healthier. I'll have to check the original CNN article for details.