The Rambling Blog

*gets out guitar*
*plays folks-ish tune*

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Oh hey, the rambling blog
it's ranting on the internet
oh hell, the rambling blog
it's ranting on the internet

Now On this blog, there was a post
a real post, a ranty post
a post on the blog
that rambled on the internet

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And to that post, was a reply
a real retort, a ranty retort
a retort to the post
and the post on the blog
that rambled on the internet

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And to that reply, there was a troll
a real troll, a ranty troll
a troll at the retort
a retort to the post
and a post on the blog
that rambled on the internet

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And to that troll, there was a flame
a real flame, a ranty flame
a flame at the troll
a troll at the retort
a retort to the post
and a post on the blog
that rambled on the internet

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and to that flame there was a war
a real war, a holy war
holy war at the flame
a flame at the troll
a troll at the retort
a retort to the post
and a post on the blog
that rambled on the internet

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And to that war, there were some bans
some real bans, some ranty bans
bans to the war
holy war at the flame
a flame at the troll
a troll at the retort
a retort to the post
and a post on the blog
that rambled on the internet

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And to those bans, there was a whine
a real whine, a ranty whine
whines at the bans
bans to the war
holy war at the flame
a flame at the troll
a troll at the retort
a retort to the post
and a post on the blog
that rambled on the internet

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And to those whines, there was a taunt
a real taunt, a ranty taunt
taunts at the whines
whines at the bans
bans to the war
holy war at the flame
a flame at the troll
a troll at the retort
a retort to the post
and a post on the blog
that rambled on the internet

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And to that taunt, there was a pwn
a real pwn, a ranty pwn
a pwn to the taunt
taunts at the whines
whines at the bans
bans to the war
holy war at the flame
a flame at the troll
a troll at the retort
a retort to the post
and a post on the blog
that rambled on the internet

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