I haven't had a lot of time lately, but I ran the math on my plan to solve global warming by planting trees, using Wolfram Alpha, which has access to significantly more figures than I do. I'm not encouraged.
Taking the most extreme position possible, suppose we covered the entire land surface of the earth with Pawlonia Tormentosa, a fast growing, carbon sucking tree. These trees are planted every 25 feet across every part of the earth not covered in water. Homes, businesses, farms, freeways, and anything else we want to do on the earth is buried beneath. This works out to 1.12 trillion trees.
Each tree sucks, over the course of about 7 years, about 3*106 grams of carbon straight out of the air. At this point, it can be cut down and it will regrow from its own stump. The wood would then have to be not burned, but instead either buried or made into objects that we plan to keep for a while, such as houses. Based on the weight of the wood, the number of trees, Wolfram Alpha found that every seven year cycle would suck, assuming I didn't make a decimal point error here, 74 parts per million of carbon dioxide out of the air. In this time, human activity would replace another 35 ppm, what with all the coal and oil we've been burning. To reduce the carbon levels from the current high of 393ppm to the pre-industrial level of 180 ppm would take 7 cycles of this -- 49 years.
This isn't going to happen. Much of the earth could not sustain a forest so thick that the branches of neighboring trees touch. There's deserts, where the trees would die from lack of water, mountains where the trees sap would freeze so hard that the tree would literally explode, beaches where the salted earth would drain the moisture back to the soil, killing the tree. We could not move our farms underground without an explosive increase of our energy use to keep our farms lit and alive, not to mention watered. And if we're not willing to install solar panels and drive hybrids for the sake of the earth, we certainly aren't willing to live like murlocks in little caves. We like the sun and the breeze and the other amenities of the surface world.
The best solution is clearly a compromise between these insane extremes. More solar, less coal, trees where it makes sense, wooden structures where it doesn't. Slow the change to the point where we can adapt to it as it comes.
Sunday, September 23, 2012
Monday, September 10, 2012
Electric Bees
About 75% of our crops today rely on insect-based pollination. We typically use bees for this purpose. Bees drink nectar from the plant's flowers, getting pollen all over themselves in the process. The pollen then fertilizes the plants, which then produce the fruit and seeds that we eat. Everyone wins.
Except that bee colonies are in trouble. We're not sure why, but something is killing off all the bee hives. Some think that it is a disease not yet identified, other think that it is stray insecticidal chemicals from farms. In any case, without bees, no fruit.
Many of these plants can be manually pollinated with a cotton swab, but that's a waste of human labor. So instead, I think we should make robot bees. These would fly around getting and injecting pollen, and occasionally returning to the hive for a recharge. These robots would be immune to all diseases and chemicals, but unfortunately would not make honey.
Except that bee colonies are in trouble. We're not sure why, but something is killing off all the bee hives. Some think that it is a disease not yet identified, other think that it is stray insecticidal chemicals from farms. In any case, without bees, no fruit.
Many of these plants can be manually pollinated with a cotton swab, but that's a waste of human labor. So instead, I think we should make robot bees. These would fly around getting and injecting pollen, and occasionally returning to the hive for a recharge. These robots would be immune to all diseases and chemicals, but unfortunately would not make honey.
Monday, September 3, 2012
Insane in the Chromatophores
Our musical world is transmitted mostly by electricity. If you use headphones, then you're using electricity to vibrate little magnets to copy the sounds that your favorite rock band made in the recording studio. If you're using speakers, then you have somewhat larger magnets in a rectangular case, again vibrated by electricity. Also, the bodies of us and other animals use electricity to transmit signals from our brain to tell our body how to behave. A biologist realized that a squid's elaborate color-changing skin is controlled by the squid's brain, electrically. Having a dead squid handy, he hooked it up to a handy iPod to make probably the strangest automated music visualization ever:
Yes, that's seriously the squid's skin's response to the electrical signals made to play the biologist's favorite rap song.
Yes, that's seriously the squid's skin's response to the electrical signals made to play the biologist's favorite rap song.
Friday, August 31, 2012
Antarctica Environment
Earth's southernmost continent is not a nice place to be. There's ice over a kilometer thick at the surface of most of it. At the hottest point in the summer, the temperature is as cold as it is in the middle of winter where I live, peeking at 15C in the hottest ice-less valleys. During the winter, temperatures drop as low as -80C. The gleaming white surface can give explorers and scientists that visit sunburn in a matter of minutes. There's also altitude issues due to the ice -- Antarctica is high, and with it, thin of air. And yet, it can save the entire world.
An elaborate plan to use Antarctican conditions to suck CO2 out of the air has been proposed, using the high winds to create wind power, which would power giant freezers. In the freezers, pressurized air would press CO2 into a liquid that would then sublimate into snow when ejected. The wind turbine's power wouldn't be very useful for other things, since maybe 200 scientists live in Antarctica. As time went on, this freezer and compressor would suck the carbon from the air, and leave it locked forever in the snow.
Of course, being who I am, I couldn't help but imagine a potential improvement in this plan. Snow falls very slowly in Antarctica on account of it being technically a desert. What little snow does fall remains as ice for a millennia, so I could use this to lower the ocean. To our wind-freezer system, we add a desalinization plant. Ocean water is pumped through huge pipes up from the ocean, using wind power. Under intense pressure, fresh water accumulates on the other side of semipermeable membranes. This fresh water is then sprayed towards the pole. In the freezing conditions of Antarctica, even boiling water tossed into the air will quickly solidify into snow. Thousands of years worth of snow will fall every single day, preferably on top of the dry ice snow that we were creating. As this accumulates, the sea level slowly drops, saving countless low elevation communities around the globe.
Of course, Slashdot poster gman003 found a minor rub with the whole thing:
There's no need for it to necessarily be government funded though, and I could definitely see American green charities paying for it, European engineers designing it, and Chinese engineers physically assembling it in place.
An elaborate plan to use Antarctican conditions to suck CO2 out of the air has been proposed, using the high winds to create wind power, which would power giant freezers. In the freezers, pressurized air would press CO2 into a liquid that would then sublimate into snow when ejected. The wind turbine's power wouldn't be very useful for other things, since maybe 200 scientists live in Antarctica. As time went on, this freezer and compressor would suck the carbon from the air, and leave it locked forever in the snow.
Of course, being who I am, I couldn't help but imagine a potential improvement in this plan. Snow falls very slowly in Antarctica on account of it being technically a desert. What little snow does fall remains as ice for a millennia, so I could use this to lower the ocean. To our wind-freezer system, we add a desalinization plant. Ocean water is pumped through huge pipes up from the ocean, using wind power. Under intense pressure, fresh water accumulates on the other side of semipermeable membranes. This fresh water is then sprayed towards the pole. In the freezing conditions of Antarctica, even boiling water tossed into the air will quickly solidify into snow. Thousands of years worth of snow will fall every single day, preferably on top of the dry ice snow that we were creating. As this accumulates, the sea level slowly drops, saving countless low elevation communities around the globe.
Of course, Slashdot poster gman003 found a minor rub with the whole thing:
The only thing I see stopping it is politics. In particular, America and China. Europe seems to at least recognize the need for action, and they're willing to work together to try things. China is generally too selfish and shortsighted to worry about the environment, but you could probably convince them if you could make it somewhat-profitable for them (just have the wind turbines and such made in China, that should satisfy them).
But then it falls on to America. And you're going to need America at least not fighting this plan, because if the US decides to actively fight it, it's not happening. Period. You'd also need them to at least chip in a good chunk of the funding if you're going to do the full plan, make a serious dent in CO2. Problem is, denying the very existence global warming is a political requirement for half the country. They'll fight it just on principle, and I can't see the rest of the country fighting back for a project that doesn't have any immediate gains for the US specifically. While some sort of "compromise" could probably pull it off, or with luck it could be swept under the rug and never become a political issue, that's not guaranteed.
Still, it's the best plan I've seen so far.
There's no need for it to necessarily be government funded though, and I could definitely see American green charities paying for it, European engineers designing it, and Chinese engineers physically assembling it in place.
Friday, August 24, 2012
3rd World Washing Machine
If you asked demographer Hans Rosling what invention the world's poorest people would like, that I could give from my house right now, he would answer in an instant one thing that personally changed his own family's life: The washing machine. Wait, what?
If for some reason you can't see the video, it's his lecture he gave to TED in which he describes how the washing machine changed his own family in surprising ways. Before, laundry was difficult work, thrust upon women against their will, that sucked up the better part of a day just to get clothing clean and dry. When this was mechanized, time was freed up for more important things, like education. The washing machine liberated women, and freed them up to improve things both for themselves and for the men in their life. Hans personally describes his rise to academia because his mother was freed up to tutor him.
Except, if I were to give the washing machine that I use to someone in the poorest part of the world, it would be a useless cube of steel from their perspective. They don't have running water. They don't have electrical connections, and when they do, those connections cannot be relied upon, as they often go out for weeks at a time. (Sometimes someone steals the copper, cutting the power, or the power gets cut for political reasons, or there's a strike at the power plant, which is then forced to shut down lest something get damaged while not maintained.) So...what to do?
Hack A Day reports that enterprising inventors have two designs for washing machines that can be operated with a bucket of water and hand-power, yet are far less laborous than the traditional fire-heated hand scrubbing. In one, the water, soap, and clothing is put into a barrel that resembles a water cooler. By repeatedly pushing a switch with one's foot, everything inside is spun around like a salad shooter, which causes all the soiled material to stick to the soap instead of the clothing:
The other option is a machine like a stationary bicycle connected to a barrel. The clothing, soap, and water goes into the barrel, the barrel is closed, then you pedal to agitate the clothing. And just like all the other machines, the frothing mixture makes the soiled material bind to the soap, which then comes out of the mixture:
Of the two options, I predict that the bicycle model will be more popular, as stationary bicycles are already a novelty in the poorest regions, where bicycles are an expensive but extremely useful form of transportation. A bicycle is like a walking multiplier -- The same effort makes you go farther and faster. No further investment is required after the bicycle, and what experience these people have shows them that bicycles can be fun.
In either case, an increase in the utility of human labor is surely a good thing.
If for some reason you can't see the video, it's his lecture he gave to TED in which he describes how the washing machine changed his own family in surprising ways. Before, laundry was difficult work, thrust upon women against their will, that sucked up the better part of a day just to get clothing clean and dry. When this was mechanized, time was freed up for more important things, like education. The washing machine liberated women, and freed them up to improve things both for themselves and for the men in their life. Hans personally describes his rise to academia because his mother was freed up to tutor him.
Except, if I were to give the washing machine that I use to someone in the poorest part of the world, it would be a useless cube of steel from their perspective. They don't have running water. They don't have electrical connections, and when they do, those connections cannot be relied upon, as they often go out for weeks at a time. (Sometimes someone steals the copper, cutting the power, or the power gets cut for political reasons, or there's a strike at the power plant, which is then forced to shut down lest something get damaged while not maintained.) So...what to do?
Hack A Day reports that enterprising inventors have two designs for washing machines that can be operated with a bucket of water and hand-power, yet are far less laborous than the traditional fire-heated hand scrubbing. In one, the water, soap, and clothing is put into a barrel that resembles a water cooler. By repeatedly pushing a switch with one's foot, everything inside is spun around like a salad shooter, which causes all the soiled material to stick to the soap instead of the clothing:
The other option is a machine like a stationary bicycle connected to a barrel. The clothing, soap, and water goes into the barrel, the barrel is closed, then you pedal to agitate the clothing. And just like all the other machines, the frothing mixture makes the soiled material bind to the soap, which then comes out of the mixture:
Of the two options, I predict that the bicycle model will be more popular, as stationary bicycles are already a novelty in the poorest regions, where bicycles are an expensive but extremely useful form of transportation. A bicycle is like a walking multiplier -- The same effort makes you go farther and faster. No further investment is required after the bicycle, and what experience these people have shows them that bicycles can be fun.
In either case, an increase in the utility of human labor is surely a good thing.
Thursday, August 2, 2012
Radiation Pigeons
When the Chernobyl nuclear plant near Pirpyat, in what is now the Ukraine, melted down in 1986, it was a worldwide disaster. Radiation spread as far away as Kansas, and Pirpyat is now massively radioactive, and judged uninhabitable. A few very stubborn people live there, and made an incredible discovery. A type of yeast there developed the ability to eat gamma radiation. As food. This species of yeast is also universally found in pigeon feces.
Gamma radiation is the lowest-mass type of radiation produced from radioactive decay. It takes several feet of lead to stop it due to its high energy,and it's absolutely hazardous to human health in the same way as touching a red hot stove would be. Also, outer space is absolutely full of it, which is a hazard to would-be space travelers.
These two facts can be combined to form two mad inventions, and I'm not sure which one is crazier.
One, we can clean up radioactive spills by spreading bread all over the affected area and then releasing some pigeons, which can easily be caught in most major cities in North America and Europe. When these pigeons poop all over the place, the yeast will get right to work eating up all the radiation, making the area inhabitable years sooner than it would otherwise.
Two, we can keep a thin layer of pigeon poop in the outer hull of space going vehicles. In the depths of space, the yeasts will absolutely feast on the radiation, and only very little would reach the astronauts. Space travel would be lighter, cheaper, and safer.
Gamma radiation is the lowest-mass type of radiation produced from radioactive decay. It takes several feet of lead to stop it due to its high energy,and it's absolutely hazardous to human health in the same way as touching a red hot stove would be. Also, outer space is absolutely full of it, which is a hazard to would-be space travelers.
These two facts can be combined to form two mad inventions, and I'm not sure which one is crazier.
One, we can clean up radioactive spills by spreading bread all over the affected area and then releasing some pigeons, which can easily be caught in most major cities in North America and Europe. When these pigeons poop all over the place, the yeast will get right to work eating up all the radiation, making the area inhabitable years sooner than it would otherwise.
Two, we can keep a thin layer of pigeon poop in the outer hull of space going vehicles. In the depths of space, the yeasts will absolutely feast on the radiation, and only very little would reach the astronauts. Space travel would be lighter, cheaper, and safer.
Monday, July 30, 2012
Hybrid Home Power
Someday I want to have a solar powered home, and I've been gathering supplies for it. I have about 710 Amp Hours worth of batteries, but I keep shying away from buying the panels, which tend to run in the hundreds of dollars. Obviously, this dream will have to wait.
Or will it? An electronics engineer has created a system to automatically switch between a solar-battery system and mains power. Why? The solar-battery system is free to you once paid for, but it can run down, especially if there's multiple cloudy days in a row or if your need for electricity is high (especially for air conditioning in hot summer months...my home city is technically a swamp.)
The system periodically takes a read of the battery capacity. If it's full it swaps the entire house over to battery power. If it's half full, it starts swapping circuits back to mains. And if it's empty...mains for you while the system recharges. Once set up, the user of this system could get the most economical power possible at all times.
One issue -- there is a brief cutoff while it swaps electrical systems. Users of lamps and refrigerators probably won't notice. Users of computers would have theirs inexplicably reboot. A UPS (uninterruptable power supply) would be required for all computers in this house. Preferably with the alarms turned off, as they by default sound an annoying alarm every time there's any issues with the power whatsoever.
Or will it? An electronics engineer has created a system to automatically switch between a solar-battery system and mains power. Why? The solar-battery system is free to you once paid for, but it can run down, especially if there's multiple cloudy days in a row or if your need for electricity is high (especially for air conditioning in hot summer months...my home city is technically a swamp.)
The system periodically takes a read of the battery capacity. If it's full it swaps the entire house over to battery power. If it's half full, it starts swapping circuits back to mains. And if it's empty...mains for you while the system recharges. Once set up, the user of this system could get the most economical power possible at all times.
One issue -- there is a brief cutoff while it swaps electrical systems. Users of lamps and refrigerators probably won't notice. Users of computers would have theirs inexplicably reboot. A UPS (uninterruptable power supply) would be required for all computers in this house. Preferably with the alarms turned off, as they by default sound an annoying alarm every time there's any issues with the power whatsoever.
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